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    Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time of reading this one. Would have come through the nose in a heart beat.

    That is so funny, but also sad as us men would NOT want to know what our women call us behind our backs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by breastroker View Post
    Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time of reading this one. Would have come through the nose in a heart beat.

    That is so funny, but also sad as us men would NOT want to know what our women call us behind our backs!
    You nailed that one with a huge hammer.

    Before the punch line my wife was cracking up and I asked her what was so funny, she replied that it could be Jack Ass or any number of things.
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    Watch out Brian, there coming for you!

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    Don't be surprised when robots take over the humans azzholes...


    The gene pool could use a little chlorine!

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    There once was a girl named Sally, who quite enjoyed the occasional dally, she sat on the lap of a well endowed chap and said: Sir you are right up my alley.
    Last edited by Woodstock; 05-20-2017 at 06:23 PM.
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    Default No dummy here!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1stmarine View Post
    Hahaahaahaahahha Good one right their

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    Dedicated to Schumer.

    NSFW.

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    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Savino?'
    'Yes, Father, it is.'
    'And who was the girl you were with?'
    'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
    "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so
    you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
    'I cannot say.'
    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
    'I'll never tell.'
    'Was it Nina Capelli?'
    'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
    'My lips are sealed.'
    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

    'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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